--> Who are you?
--> What's this whole Cult of the Rabid Petunias
--> Who's your leader?
--> How can I join?
--> What will I have to do as a member of your flock?
--> What are the main beliefs of the CRP?
--> Do you like hockey?
--> What's with the "In Sod We Trust" thing?
--> If you guys really are a real cult, then where are the aliens?
--> What's the best cure for a wart?
--> What's Purifying Lickety Gum?
--> Where are you guys based?
--> Ok, well, what about world domination?
--> Why haven't you deleted all those hate posts on your lists?
--> I submitted a form to join the CotRP. Why haven't you responded/added me?
--> Where have you guys been these past few months?
--> What webrings do you belong to?
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