-->  Who are you?    -->  What's this whole Cult of the Rabid Petunias
thing anyway?    -->  Why?    -->  Who's your leader?    -->  How can I join?    -->  What will I have to do as a member of your flock?    -->  What are the main beliefs of the CRP?    -->  Do you like hockey?    -->  What's with the "In Sod We Trust" thing?    -->  If you guys really are a real cult, then where are the aliens?    -->  What's the best cure for a wart?    -->  What's Purifying Lickety Gum?    -->  Where are you guys based?    -->  Ok, well, what about world domination?    -->  Dinosaur?    -->  Why haven't you deleted all those hate posts on your lists?    -->  I submitted a form to join the CotRP. Why haven't you responded/added me?    -->  Where have you guys been these past few months?    -->  What webrings do you belong to?

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