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Name: Dni Cucumber (b/c I am cool as one) Position: Decidedly Not Important (slightly off to the left) Hair Colour: Brown Eye Colour: Blue Height: 172 cm Weight: Distinguishing Characteristics: I am a very boring and unremarkable person. Favourite Colour Petunia: Rainbow Favourite Tuning Fork: A Cult Resume: My first cult failed, because no one wants to worship two girls calling themselves Nikola and singing the wrong words to Alicia Rules the World by Alicias Attic and threatening to smite people and telling people they have magic powers. My second cult failed because no one wants to make their decisions based on the flip of a coin, while worshipping a 2 cent coin named Valentine. Easily Brainwashed (y/n): y |
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