Name: Di Gendo
Position: Decidedly Important
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Brown
Height: 108 cm.
Weight: 100 kg.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Obstinence, Stupidity, and Apathy.
Favourite Colour Petunia: Black & Blood Red
Favourite Tuning Fork: To be decided.
Cult Resume: Member -- Cult of Nerdy NGE watchers; Member -- Cult
of Hating Stupid Teen Movies; Co-Founder/Current Chairman -- Cult of
Pathetic DnD Players
Easily Brainwashed (y/n): No