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Beliefs We believe in One Divine Einbana, Creator of Life and Destroyer of Death, the Undisputed Greatness, the One Divine That Cannot Be Named. We believe in the sacredness of Her Petunias, whose message was brought to us by Her Prophet the late Great Douglas Adams, who gave us the words "Oh no, not again" to live by, and make sure that "again" never happens. We believe in the harmony of Her Divine Tuning Fork, which She will use when the time comes to bring the Earth under Her Great Song to create the Perfect Harmony. We believe in the Unknown of Her Question Mark, which was given to us by Her Hand in order to ask that great and wonderful question of "Why a banana?" We believe in the Great Rewards that She gives to us, similiar to time off for good behaviour in prison situations, but not so similiar in that we call this Great Reward a Purifying Lickety Gum. |
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